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I have launched a petition to Justin Trudeau to make 420 a national Canadian holiday. If legalization is on the
table, why doesn't Canada go one step further and become the first country EVER to have a national marijuana
holiday? Why the fuck not? Please read my petition, sign it if you like it, and please share. Let's make this shit go
viral!

It may be the most absurd petition you've ever read, but some of the best ideas in human history started out
absurd, right? Like, when Einstein said, "E=MC^2, I'm sure some people were like, "That's fucking absurd!"
Anyways...